Is it me, or does this guy look like a turtle?

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 11/28/2017 at 15:56 • Filed to: None

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crowmolly > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 16:02

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Google “Mitch McConnell turtle”.

Emphatically not just you.

Ash78, voting early and often > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 16:04

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More twerp than terp, but yeah.

For Sweden > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 16:05

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He attended Louisville, not Maryland

crowmolly > Ash78, voting early and often 11/28/2017 at 16:08

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More derp than twerp or terp.

shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 16:10

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Not just you.

EL_ULY > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 16:12

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Koopa

jimz > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 16:12

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fintail > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 16:12

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Between him and the Keebler Elf, what a team.

Ike > For Sweden 11/28/2017 at 16:18

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Ohhhhhhhhh got em

mazda616 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 16:23

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I’m ashamed to be from the state he supposedly represents.

Corkscrew'd > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 16:26

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I didn’t think it was possible to insult turtles, but you pulled it off!

Now go to your local zoo and apologize to the turtles for comparing them to Mitch McConnell.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > crowmolly 11/28/2017 at 16:37

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Came to say that.

And share a couple favorites.

Quadradeuce > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 16:52

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I generally try not to disparage people based on their looks. I mean, we don’t have any control over our genetics. I guess politicians are fair game to mock like that, but it doesn’t sit well especially if the target isn’t trying for an outrageous or weird look (like say Trump’s hair). In this case, I don’t think Mr McConnell tries to look goofy, it’s just the genetic lottery life gave him.

Textured Soy Protein > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 16:53

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He probably reminds you of Dana Carvey’s nightmare-inducing turtle costume in Master of Disguise .

ttyymmnn > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 11/28/2017 at 16:57

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That second one. That’s the picture I was looking for. What is that character’s name?

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > ttyymmnn 11/28/2017 at 17:05

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I think that’s Cecil Turtle from Looney Tunes (or Mitch McConnell’s long lost cousin).

(Edited to add Bugs incredulous healthcare repeal comment)

ttyymmnn > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 11/28/2017 at 17:08

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Cecil. Yes, that’s right.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > crowmolly 11/28/2017 at 17:18

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If I type in “Mitch McConnell” into google, “turtle” is literally one of the first additional words that pops up.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 11/28/2017 at 17:33

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Wait: wrong troll. I mean, pol...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher 11/28/2017 at 17:36

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Did you see my Rusty Moves! video?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > EL_ULY 11/28/2017 at 17:36

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But less cool...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > fintail 11/28/2017 at 17:37

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Who is the Keebler Elf?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Quadradeuce 11/28/2017 at 17:39

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That’s fair.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Textured Soy Protein 11/28/2017 at 17:40

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That’s kind of weird.

fintail > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 17:41

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Sessions

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > fintail 11/28/2017 at 17:43

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Of course.

shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 17:52

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No!!!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher 11/28/2017 at 17:55

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/rusty-moves-1820795067

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Quadradeuce 11/28/2017 at 17:57

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You make a good point. If I didn’t so intensely dislike his actions, I’d never have dreamed of mocking his physical appearance.

ranwhenparked > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 18:30

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The comparison has been made many times. But, on the other hand, every time a politician tries to better their appearance through plastic surgery or other such intervention (Joe Biden with his hair transplant, John Kerry with his Botox, etc), they get savaged pretty badly for that, so they’re kind of damned if they do, damned if they don’t.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > ttyymmnn 11/28/2017 at 19:01

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Cecil Turtle

http://looneytunes.wikia.com/wiki/Cecil_Turtle

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ranwhenparked 11/28/2017 at 21:01

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They damn themselves when they become politicians, says I. What is the draw?

ranwhenparked > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/28/2017 at 21:16

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They have a special form of sociopathic narcissism.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ranwhenparked 11/28/2017 at 21:21

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The syllables in that label are many. Self-absorbed, can’t truly get along with anyone.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/29/2017 at 05:08

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looks like a scumbag Republican.

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/29/2017 at 09:16

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSGS-KhT8Z4

Quadradeuce > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/29/2017 at 09:54

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I honestly only wrote this because you tend to be the “voice of reason” around here when people make casual offensive comments (ie ricer, etc). So I was a bit shocked that you would mock someone based on their appearance.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Quadradeuce 11/29/2017 at 12:52

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Yes, totally inconsistent on my part. I’ve been on here over a year and I am still finding my voice. Thank you for saying something.