Is it me, or does this guy look like a turtle?

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11/28/2017 at 15:56 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (38)


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 16:02

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Google “Mitch McConnell turtle”.

Emphatically not just you.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 16:04

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More twerp than terp, but yeah.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 16:05

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He attended Louisville, not Maryland


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Ash78, voting early and often
11/28/2017 at 16:08

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More derp than twerp or terp.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 16:10

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Not just you.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 16:12

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Koopa

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Kinja'd!!! jimz > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 16:12

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Kinja'd!!! fintail > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 16:12

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Between him and the Keebler Elf, what a team.


Kinja'd!!! Ike > For Sweden
11/28/2017 at 16:18

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Ohhhhhhhhh got em


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 16:23

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I’m ashamed to be from the state he supposedly represents.


Kinja'd!!! Corkscrew'd > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 16:26

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I didn’t think it was possible to insult turtles, but you pulled it off!

Now go to your local zoo and apologize to the turtles for comparing them to Mitch McConnell.


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > crowmolly
11/28/2017 at 16:37

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Came to say that.

And share a couple favorites.

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Kinja'd!!! Quadradeuce > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 16:52

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I generally try not to disparage people based on their looks. I mean, we don’t have any control over our genetics. I guess politicians are fair game to mock like that, but it doesn’t sit well especially if the target isn’t trying for an outrageous or weird look (like say Trump’s hair). In this case, I don’t think Mr McConnell tries to look goofy, it’s just the genetic lottery life gave him.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 16:53

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He probably reminds you of Dana Carvey’s nightmare-inducing turtle costume in Master of Disguise .

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
11/28/2017 at 16:57

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That second one. That’s the picture I was looking for. What is that character’s name?


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > ttyymmnn
11/28/2017 at 17:05

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I think that’s Cecil Turtle from Looney Tunes (or Mitch McConnell’s long lost cousin).

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(Edited to add Bugs incredulous healthcare repeal comment)


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
11/28/2017 at 17:08

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Cecil. Yes, that’s right.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > crowmolly
11/28/2017 at 17:18

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If I type in “Mitch McConnell” into google, “turtle” is literally one of the first additional words that pops up.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
11/28/2017 at 17:33

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Wait: wrong troll. I mean, pol...


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher
11/28/2017 at 17:36

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Did you see my Rusty Moves! video?


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > EL_ULY
11/28/2017 at 17:36

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But less cool...


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > fintail
11/28/2017 at 17:37

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Who is the Keebler Elf?


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Quadradeuce
11/28/2017 at 17:39

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That’s fair.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Textured Soy Protein
11/28/2017 at 17:40

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That’s kind of weird.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 17:41

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Sessions


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > fintail
11/28/2017 at 17:43

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Of course.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 17:52

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No!!!


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher
11/28/2017 at 17:55

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/rusty-moves-1820795067


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Quadradeuce
11/28/2017 at 17:57

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You make a good point. If I didn’t so intensely dislike his actions, I’d never have dreamed of mocking his physical appearance.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 18:30

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The comparison has been made many times. But, on the other hand, every time a politician tries to better their appearance through plastic surgery or other such intervention (Joe Biden with his hair transplant, John Kerry with his Botox, etc), they get savaged pretty badly for that, so they’re kind of damned if they do, damned if they don’t.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > ttyymmnn
11/28/2017 at 19:01

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Cecil Turtle

http://looneytunes.wikia.com/wiki/Cecil_Turtle


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ranwhenparked
11/28/2017 at 21:01

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They damn themselves when they become politicians, says I. What is the draw?


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/28/2017 at 21:16

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They have a special form of sociopathic narcissism.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ranwhenparked
11/28/2017 at 21:21

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The syllables in that label are many. Self-absorbed, can’t truly get along with anyone.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/29/2017 at 05:08

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looks like a scumbag Republican.


Kinja'd!!! StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/29/2017 at 09:16

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSGS-KhT8Z4


Kinja'd!!! Quadradeuce > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/29/2017 at 09:54

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I honestly only wrote this because you tend to be the “voice of reason” around here when people make casual offensive comments (ie ricer, etc). So I was a bit shocked that you would mock someone based on their appearance.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Quadradeuce
11/29/2017 at 12:52

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Yes, totally inconsistent on my part. I’ve been on here over a year and I am still finding my voice. Thank you for saying something.